Hat

The source of all life, next to lolis and porn. In Touhou, if a loli gets her hat taken away, she goes through these 3 stages

Stage 1: Paranoia The loli becomes paranoid that her hat has been taken away

Stage 2: Loss of consciousness The loli becomes unconscious until the hat has been placed back on her head

Stage 3: Death It's exactly what it is.

You ain't shit without it.